One of you homies has been a sneaky secret Santa. Last week I got a tiny, unmarked envelope in the mail. Inside of it, there was a little, red, plastic card. This is the kind of card that you take into a store, pick out what you need/want, and it is already paid for by that little, plastic card. I recognize the address handwriting on the envelope, but am not totally sure who it is. So, I want to thank you publicly, sneaky homie, since I know you're not going to fess up. I love you.
And in case you were privy to the "holes in all my jeans" conversation, I want you to know that I bought jeans. And they're really awesome and I love them.
I have the best homies in the world.